ORANGE??? TANAW SA HORIZON

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parang ang sagot : HUHUHUHU..AGHU ..AGHUHUHU..  correct me if  i am WRONG ..

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On The Wings Of Love

 ' I am flying high .. on the wings of love ...?

'Report That ! ' - GET THAT? ( parang ang sayaw 'get that?!' .. tapus ang beats .. )

Why there is a 'Report Of Abuse' - sometimes the one that is 'Abuser: or ' nag aabuse' is the one that is reporting o 'ang nag rereport : - Thus,Patay Patay ang Tipaklan or what a Terrible Assholes .. - GET THAT?! ( blap blap blap )

'That man is innocent but the man is REPORTED to be NOT INNOCENT though that man is in REALITY - INNOCENT [ Get that?! blap blap blap ] - 'TORETE sa uyo [ ???]

Sino ba ang iniintelligence ng intelligence team? - [ Get That?! - blap blap blap] - 'Who's the intelligence doing an intelligence thing?' - [Get That?! blap blap blap ]

'On the wings of  love ' - Sino IYUN? [ ahahaha nasa Boracay po siya tawang tawa] [GET THAT?! blap blap blap ]

'REPORT THAT' - us/is equal to 'GET THAT'

[ blap blap blap i must be CRAZY NOW :(  huhuhu ]

DISAMBUGATION ???/  - get your selves up intelligence team ....

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If Whatever Is Not Enough

 Whatever is sometimes "Whatever"; in the same way,Sure is "Sure".The following is a liitle OVERLOAD of "Whatever" and "Sure" only not English; hope one will understand.

--- Kung madedelay ing sweldu

--- Kung minsan alila makibat deng kakilala

--- Kung minsan ala keng kilala

--- Kung minsan eka makaandam at maka utang

--- Kung minsan kailangan mung manaya kahit kailangan muna ngeni

--- Kung miinsan alila magkasya hangga sweldo

--- Kung minsan alaka aliwang pikwanan

--- Kung minsan maynip kang manaya kahit buri mu ngeni na

--- Kung minsan ala nakang pikwanan pa at magisanan naka

_-- Kung minsan mag-alala ka ala pa

     Kailangan mung makakapitan na sigurado

     Kailangan mung akapitan a parati

     Kailangan mung maasahan

    Kailangan mung tang atin parati

    Kailangan mung security keng biye mu

NA ATIN PARATI

NA SIGURADO PARATI

Na Bumye kang Masaya

Na AAKWA MU PARATI BURI MU

Tang eka MAG-ALALA at TATAKOT

Tang eka Ma STRESS

Tang MALIGAYA KA

Tang PANATAG KA LUB

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Whatta What Ano Ganap???

 "Chika Minute 24 Oras" or "Stat Patrol TV Patrol "?Whatever the sscoop this is really a "STELLAR" among the stars....and even planets....Rock and Roll! 1 to Sawa...whaaaaaahhhh!

If you are really looking for a "BIG SUSPENSE" of a lifetime...this is it!...ibalita muna!

Once upon a time in the land called "Earth"....it used to be that and that...but now...that "that" becomes a terrifying glooming "Dot".So here comes the clock tickling and tickling... until "Booommm!"...but is it a "time bomb"?...hmmt..perhaps everything is in a "time bomb"...hold on to your seats the clock starts now...

1 ...

2 ...

3 ... !

(Boooggghhh !..Boooommm!)

--- Trees,plants and green things falling into one another..wipe out !...

* 123...walang puno...walang halaman...walang berde... - wala ng "KABERDEHAN"

4 ...

5 ...

6 ....!

( Booooggghhh ! ...Zeeeerrrrrrlpzzzzgggh!)

---- Temperatures,climates,ecosystems,habitational sanctuaries,sanities and intac-tation go swinging in a whack...

*456...mainit at mabaha..malamig..mabaho...makalat..gulo dito gulo doon...sakit dito sakit duon.. - KAGULUHAN EVERYWHERE!

 --"gulong-gulo na ako :( " ; :litong-lito na ako :( " ; "mahal ko o mahal ako."; :masaya ba ako o malungkot?" / - whatever..whatever...whatever..

---WHATTA! What????! Ano Ganap?????!

7 ...

8 ...

9 ...!

( Abbbllloooggghhhtttllll !..Argrh...argrh..argrh...whaarghaaa !)

- Salvation...salvation.The coming of a demise and the dawn of the ending and the beginning of the ending...annihilation is coming forth creeping,lurking and lingering knocking at the doorsteps peeping on the windows' panes.

*789 ... save the planet...save "Earth"...save nature..

--- SALVATION IS THE CRY AND OUTCRY ..."Don't cry out loud" but is the louding sound of the entire universal living matters that matters the existence...

10 ...!

( Woooosssszzzzhhhppptttlllmmm !..tin..tin..tin...tin..tin... zzmzm.....!)

--- Nothing to loose because everything is GONE...gone..gone..gone..AWAY..PERIOD..DOT...

*10...end of the world...end if everything...

--- TAPUS NA PO...WANGA PALANGGANA....WA-SAY...WA-NA...NO COMMENT...NONE...NADA...

WHATTTA!

WHAT!

ANO GANAP???? - ACT NOW before WE ARE "10" !

... before it become No.10 :(

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Fire That Caught Itself

 Tagalog : "Anong Tawag Sa Sunog Na Nasusunog?"

English : "What Do You Call A Fire That Is Afire?"

Have you heard a bird flying up  in the sky that suddenly "crush landing" without being fired by bird hunters and without being bump by an airplane or a chopper? or rather bump by fellow birds?and or rather looses gas tank up in the air?

There are really birds flying up in the sky of course and not much more swimming in a pool.Sometimes you know,it is not a bird,it is not an airplane....but... surprise :) ---- it is SUPERMAN ! :)

It is normal up there flying but what flucks you down is the terrible problem.... of a lifetime pf course.The "crush landing" is really painful.. and sometimes..manic depressive  ahahaha.

A "fire" catches anyone but what if the "fire" catches itself - a terrible "AFIRE".In Tagalog - "Sunog na nasusunog".

A "fire" that is "AFIRE" is a "Cook" being a "Cooked"...but you are not a "chef" actually unless a "chef" cook itself.In Tagalog - "niluto mo sarili mo " o "ginisa sa sariling mantika".

What causes the sudden terrible big "crush landing" is what the "fire" set "afire" and what the "cook" being a "cooked"

COMMON CAUSES ;: SUPERMAN ! :)

Therefore,"Anong Tawag Sa Sunog Na Nasusunog?" ---answer : SUPERMAN !

                 "What Do You Call A Fire That Is Afire?" ----answer : SUPERMAN !

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LGBT-IQA+ Rainbow Overload

 Does the rainbow shines after the rain or does the rain comes after the rainbow? - the answer is,believe me or not - what a surprise answer ---- LGBT-IQA+ !

If the answer sounds "mocking bird" ot "angry bird" or does the bird says "I thought I saw a pussy cat!" - or does the bird says "Hello Kitty!" or does it sounds the hit cartoon "Tom and Jerry".The answer is : "Nah...what's up doc?".Sounds the bunny have eaten an orange carrots or perhaps a "PINK CARROTS".

Since I am Filipino why you take a look the "Rainbow Overload" below lest you don't understand "Tagalog".

LGBT -IQA+

L = Lesbian

G = Gay

B = Bisexual

T = Transgender

-----

I = Intersex

Q = Queer/Questioning

A = Asexual

+

-------- LGBT

A. For Men

L = Lalake

G = Guy

B = Boy

T = Titi//Tigas//Tamod

B.For Women

L = Likido//Looban(Puki)

G = Girl//Gal

B = Babae

T = Tagos

--------IQA

I = Into (Trip//Tripper)//I don't know

Q = Quan (Ewan)

A = Ako Lang//Konti Lang

----- +

+ = kung ano-ano ( nuno sa punso//engkantada//engkantado//majical//majica)

"Rainbow Overloads" conclusion or "seems to be or not to be or whatever or whatever boild the boat " : SANA ALL! :) (do you understand this "Tagalog" LEST!)

FYI (For Your Info Nga) : "Sana All" means in English ---- "IF EVER!" or "DOES IT ALL?!" --- Gets Now?! --- LEST!

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