JUJU COLLAGEN : "Chikadu ! ..Abu abu..wela WALA!...Yah KALAD KAREN...day ayon sa cameras 18 oh maymay entrata ..naka reddis RED ORANGE ba? ..with PANTY !...wat kulay CREEAMY BRWONISH ... shet puta.. anu ba iyun...weh as in hairdo... wat no pabuking o shootin? ... sa ALBAY MOUNTAINS daw girl ... sugod ..
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HALLOWEEN - is word derives from HALO and WEENA a two ENGAKANTUS at nearly EL MUNDO 78 that spreads scare tactics popularly known TRICK or TREATS.Actually they are SELF-MUTILATING HUMANS that have no more to none POWERS now victimizing humans tha have no more POWERS so that they can EAT THEM UP ...HANSEL and GRETEL are ones of their victims and EATEN
CHOW?! ...CHOWKING!
...... pero mey police officer daw dito na pinagaaresto ang mga nakakakitang commuter...iinterviewhin natin ang isa... sir sir anong nagyari?
Sir Tao : anakputa grrr ! un pulkis pulisan iyun bigla akong dinampot ako daw ay terrorista...anak puta nagtatarabaho ako sa CHOWKING as serivice crew,,,
JESSY reporter : ano po pangalan ninyo?
Sir Tao : ALBERT TUTALI...
...bitbit..bit...bulong TED NOLI : sandali lang JESSY...
Ayan ..TED NOLI : Itutuloy nalang natin po iyung sabugan sa MRT Terminal 13....pasabugin mo muna KAREN DAVIZ ...anong ganao sa showbiz?..
KAREN DAVIZ : Salamat ka NOLI...alam ninyo ka QUICKIE...si Coco Martinus ay nahuling nagtatagbo ng CCTV footage sa PASIG BICUTAN na ka JACKET GIRL! Oh mama shocks diba ka QUICKI STARBIZ YU... pasok chikadu JUJU COLLAGEN !
SANA ALL !
ORGANA - is a word pertaining to a macho matipuno body of straight man picturing an image of a throne..actually this i worn by powerful straight male kings during 67 el mundo and later on 1311 some straight men have this mark on their macho matipuno back resembling their pagiging MATIPUNO and MACHO and ATTRACTING STRAIGHT WOMEN
SANA ALL ! - is a word spread by STRAIGHT WOMEN actually by year 1967 enducing ORGANUS MEN
Quickchow?
Pancit!
At sa ulo ng mga nakaka break na mabilis na news...
Headlines : Nagsilpukan MRT LRT Train sumabog ng paliko;nag rallying "demonyus ka!" nabomba ni BBM Karavans???,aristang si CCM nagmadali sa Albay resort, Donald Tramp na ez sa Miracle a Cafe???,Dengue fever 100% sa Findland??,XFactu Mall sa Holland sumabog !
News anchor Ted Noli : Magandang Araw Ka CHOW...unahain natin munsa sa MRT LRT....Jessy please come in...
bitbitbit ... ka Noli Ka Noli ...ah ayun na ...JESSY : a ka Noli QUICJCHOW ..nandito ako sa MRT likod sa Tayuman o Tayo na Ba Tayo...mey lalake dito sabi niya..mey nagpasabog daw sa LRT ng 12 : 00 mn mey dala daw granda..at bigla niya itong hinagis at biglang sumabog ang MRT terminal 13 ...
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This is the 13th edition or 13th installment of KM-KT Serial Comedy
KULOB MARITES : Hoy nanahimik ka diyan magluto kan noh gago!
KIDLAT TAHIMIK : Sandali lang itong gagong ito puro laba laba wala naman luto luto noh gago!
KULOB MARITES : Supahlabalove supa supa sofa mo mukha mo noh gago!
KIDLAT TAHIMIK : Patata ! Crispy fry ba luto luto mo no gago!
KULOB MARITES : E e e NCC...
KIDLAT TAHIMIK: : c ..c c... E! ...kayo nalang magpatuloy ..
Acceding to Gesa Statistics, almost parcels order were cancelled and money back again to buyers 100% on the following parcel delivery output services :
1. LAZADA
2.SHOPPEE
3. UPS
4. FedEx
5.. Western Union
6. LBC
Ano Ang MATA? = ALL SEEING = KITA LAHAT = KATOTOHANAN
Ang MATA daw ay PAHIWATIG ng ISANG KATOTOHAN nangyayari in paricular sa isang lugar nakakita sa langit
Recently,mey sugn o pahuwatig
EXPLANATIONS :
1.Scientifically
2.Religiously
3. Geographically
4. Politically
5.Sociolly...
..to be continue ...
