Bakit Mey Ugat Ang Mga Puno At Halaman?(Why Does Trees And Plants Have Roots?)

 Bata  (Child) : ( nakita niya nagbubungkal ng lupa ang tatay niya) Tay... bakit mo kinakalkal ang lupa?.." (the child saw that its father is tilling the soil ) Father...why do you scrutinize the soil?.."

Tay (Father) : (nabigla siya na nanduon pala ang anak niya )  ...Hindi  anak..naghahanap lang ako ng ginto.." (he was surprise that his child was there )..No my child.. I am just looking for a gold..."

Bata  (Child) : (nagulat siya )...Bakit po?!..nagtitinda naman po tayo ng palaka sa palengke...nag-sasalita po ba iyan o masarap pong kainin?.." (the child was surprised) ...Why?!..we sell frogs anyway in the market..does that speak or deliscious?.."

Tay (Father) : "Kahit ginto nagsasalita anak kung kakausapin mo at masarap kapag niluto..tinalo pa ang palaka." ("Even gold speak my child if you talk to it and it is tasty of it is cook...much more than the frogs..")

Bata (Child) : "(nagulat siya at bigla niyang pinagsusubo sa bibig ang lupa binubungkal ng tatay niya) " (the child was surprise and the child sudden put with its mouth the soil its father os tilling)

Tay (Father) : (nagulat sa ginawa ng anak)...Hondi pa luto iyan anak !...(That not yet cook my child !")

Bata (Child) :  "Masarap kahit hindi luto Tay masarap pa sa palakang tinirador natin sa sapa at binandera sa palengke..." ("It is  deliscious even it is not yet cook father more tasty than the frog we arrow on the swamp and display on the market...")

Tay (Father) : "(parang tumingin sa nakaka kita sa kanila o sa camera)...Bakit mey ugat ang mga puno at halaman?..." (As if he look to those who look at them or to the camera)..Why does trees and plants have roots?.."

Bata (Child) : "Kasi masarap ang ginto kaoag hindi luto.." ("Because gold is tasty if it is not cook..")

Tay (Father) : "Kasi hindi tutubo ang halaman at puno kapag wala nito kamukha ng batang pinagtaguan mo ng totoo --- kahit ako masosoning kamukha niya (tinuro niya ang anak na sumusubo ng lupa).." ("Because the trees and plants will not grow without it just like a child thar has been deproved of the truth --- even me I will go insane and lunatic like that child (he point his child eating soil")

JOKE(Biro Lang) : Ang Tanong : "Bakit Mey Igat Ang Mga Puno At Halaman?"

                                Ang Sagot : Pundasyon Iyun..,kuha mo?

                                The Question : "Why Does Trees And Plants Have Roots?"

                                 The Answer : That is "Foundation"...,get it?